Worst night of sleep EVER!

I am talking in the history of forever, ever, ever... I would give my left one, so to speak, to be able to crawl my carcass back into bed and sleep until next Thursday...
Ever have one of those nights when EVERYTHING wakes you up... Cars going up the road, the dog snoring, the creaking  of the house, the wind blowing outside, a cricket farting...  Then when I finally knocked out, the littlest one had me up at the crack of dawn... Good times.
Coffee GOOOOOOOD..... Double scoops of everything...