Riiiiiiiiiight...

...Because I'm just supposed to believe what you're saying, right? Maybe once I get it in writing, please... And notarized?

-You can take my word for it!     Uh, no I can't.

-Don't worry about it!     Now, I'm worried...

-I've got this!      Oh shit!

-The check is in the mail...  Uh-huh...

- Oh, wait! I had it here a minute ago...    No... No you didn't...


- I am more than capable of doing this myself!    I'll go get the first aid kit and alert the emergency room...

This is yet another post that will grow over time....