The perfect food...

It's pizza... Think about it... You can have it any way you want depending on your taste. (Personally, I like them all...) Plain cheese to friggin' way the fuck out there... You've got all your essetials right there in a convenient hand-held yumminess delivery system... There's the grain group, the veggie group, the dairy group... Start adding other stuff on and you can cover all the groups in one delicious triangle (or square, depending on how the pizza is cut) of goodness.
There isn't anyone in the world who doesn't like pizza (unless they're really weird). Anyone can enjoy pizza! It's a universal food. You can put anything that you want on it and it's friggin' awesome. And dessert pizza? <Drool!>  Yes, please! Try and tell me I'm wrong on this one. You'd fail miserably. It wouldn't matter anyway because I'm right... Shh... It's okay. Just shut up... Really...