Can I get an "AMEN"!

We all have our different opinions on all sorts of things... I get that. Really, I do... However, there are some things that should be seen as universal truths... You'll understand... Can I get an "AMEN"?
Bacon is awesome! Can I get an "Amen"?
Dogs are cool! Can I get an "Amen"?
Pizza ROCKS! Can I get an "Amen"?
I don't care if you're a man or a woman... Everyone can appreciate that nice tits are nice tits! Can I get an "Amen"?
FWD hole shots are a poor substitute for the real thing! Can I get an "Amen"?
Charlize Theron, Jessica Alba, Milla Jovovich, Kate Beckinsale and Kiera Knightley are HAWT! Can I get an "Amen"?
While we're on it, Christian Bale, Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, Denzel Washington and a young Sean Connery are HAWT too! Can I get an "Amen"?
Chocolate and peanut butter really DO go great together! Can I get an "Amen"?
Stick is better than automatic! Can I get an "Amen"?! (Four on the floor, baby, four on the floor!)
No matter how much technology you pack into a 9mm round, it will never beat .45 ball! Can I get an "Amen"?
There is a difference between which way the toilet paper is hung! Can I get an "Amen"?
Garlic...too much is never enough.  Can I get an "Amen"?
Firefighters are brave mofos!  Thank God for them!  Can I get an "Amen"?
 Coffee.... stronger is better.  Can I get an "Amen"?
Money isn't everything, but winning Powerball would be great!  Can I get an "Amen"?
Jack Kevorkian for Whitehouse physician.  Can I get an "Amen"?
Rollercoasters are just friggin' kewl!  Can I get an "Amen"?
World Cup Soccer can get a little boring at times.  Can I get an "Amen"?
Mac kicks the snot out of PC.  Can I get an "Amen"?
Golf? Really? Can I get an "Amen"?
Policemen (for the most part) deserve a little more respect for what they do! Can I get an "Amen"?
Did I mention bacon is awesome?
Yeah, I could go on forever with this shit and I KNOW y'all agree with me here... For the most part. Can I get an "Amen"?