Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it certainly would solve a lot of problems... "Getting all the essentials" aside, you know, roof over heads, furniture, food, pay bills, car, insurances, blah, blah, blah... I'd pay off any and all outstanding debts, get myself a bacon vending machine, set the kids up with some amazing trust funds, donate a whole buttload of money to no kill animal shelters, some children's foundations, "single moms with useless ex-husbands" foundations (or start my own one of those) and set up friends and family with nicely padded bank accounts. Then, I'd go out and play the role of Guy Fieri for like a couple of months and go across the country doing my own version of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, driving around in a, what is it, a 1967 Chevy Camaro SS Convertible? (Mine would be stick!)
After that, well, who knows? But, for the time being, I don't have a gajillion dollars, so I have to list more stuff up on Ebay, pray that the stuff sells and scrape together money to pay bills and junk... <SIGH!> Oh, well... Such is life... At least my children and I have our health!
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