NOT flag football...

One fine day, Lucky and I went to a family function over at Mitchie's house... The two of us were the only bacon eating non-Jewish people there... Some of the male family members were wearing tassels on their waists... I asked Lucky what they were. He didn't have a clue either... He made a guess... "Flag football?"
It turns out that they were NOT flags for flag football, but a religious symbol. It is the "fringe" or "tassel" worn by observant Jewish men. I told you it wasn't flag football, babe!