LOOK MA! NO HANDS!!!! Ouch! Medic....

We've all had that moment. We think we're about to do something awesome and it would have been if it weren't for the absolute and total fuck up... In the south I'm told it's called the, "Hey, Bobby-Jo... Hold mah beer and come 'n' take a looksee here at what I'm a gonna do!"
Yeah... I had one...
While playing ball outside... Pop fly... I ran forward and dove for it... Onto pavement.
It would have been so awesome if it was on grass or something AND I had caught and held onto the ball... Nope. I got nothing. I took a flying leap, bobbled the ball, dropped it and hit pavement... Thankfully I was able to stop the fall with my face...