After making my purchases, I grabbed my bags and headed for the elevators to get to the parking lot. The lady in the checkout next to me finished at around the same time.... Can you see where this is going? Showing the shittiness of people?
She ran for the open elevator a little faster than I was able to because she only had a bag to grab as opposed to many... Would she hold the elevator door open? Of course the fuck not! That would be courteous and nice! She watched as the doors closed with an almost smug look of satisfaction, until I uttered two words and it wiped the smug look right off her face.
They're not the words that you think. No reason for that. Nope. I think what I said to her hit a little harder simply because they were so true.
"You're FAT!"
I turned and took the stairs down to the parking lot, found my car and went home, smugly satisfied.
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