In being an avid people watcher I see a lot of stupidity. Lucky, being a police officer sees the darker side of humanity as well as the outright morons as well... <Sigh!> My poor Googlie Bear, this was a rough night of just plain ol' stupidity... As relayed on our Facebook account...
"So people, what have we learned after tonight's mid shift? 1) Jeeps don't float. 2) If yer gonna flee the scene of an accident and think your going to get away with it 'cause the plates are from Oregon and are expired, don't leave you friggin' GPS in the car with HOME in it. 3) There is a huge difference between NorthEAST and NorthWEST. Somebody tell those clowns at Verizon that. 4) If you don't want your picture that's hung on the inside of your apartment door to fall and break, answer the door the first time we knock. We saw you through the window, we know you're there. Just answer the fucking door and we won't have to knock harder! 5) Ford Crown Vics are slow as dirt. ( Actually, we all knew that a long time ago, I just like raggin' on Fords. ) 6) When you get an aftermarket exhaust on yer R.I.C.E.R. and fly by the cops doing 64 in a 40, don't try and be a smartass and tell the cop it wasn't you. You were the only car on that stretch of road, and this gearhead cop can hear a set of Flowmasters a mile away. Duh! 7) And for God's sake, don't give me the 'you don't have a warrant' crap. It's called 'exigent circumstances'. Look it up, stupid!"
He had a very rough night... Poor baby!
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