Waaaaaaa!!! Sniffle... Sob, sob, sob... WAAAAAAAA!

They closed the I.H.O.P. that was right down the road... No more pancakes at any time during the day... No more Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity! No more endless pots of coffee! No more stuffed pancakes! No more waffles! No more breakfast any time of day 24 hours a day!
Me sad... Now I have to drive an extra THREE MINUTES to get to the yumminess on the other side of town... That ain't right... It's just ain't!