Bad day...

So, the morning started off too early, the coffee wasn't strong enough, everyone is a little off center and cranky, the sun is shining to brightly, the dog has diarrhea again, my mom's in martyr mode AGAIN and  my knee hurts. There weren't any more waffles, we ran out of bacon, one of my guitar strings broke, I stubbed my toe and my daughter used my toothbrush to scrub the toilet... I spilled hot soup in my lap, I gave myself a paper cut, I can't find my iPod and... What the fuck is that smell??!?? OTIS!!!!!!!
I suppose that somewhere, there was somebody that had a worse day than I did... This brings me much comfort... :P