"Special"...Deficient... Constipated in thought... A few french fries short of a Happy Meal... A slight bit "touched"... Couldn't find himself in a mirror... Came in full contact with a stupid stick a couple of times too many... Slow... Lacking in brightness... The story has a beginning and end, but no plot... Sharp as a marble... Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down... Has an IQ of room temperature... More numb than than a tooth shot with novacaine... All foam no beer... Too much yardage between the goal posts... Has a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy that holds them all together... Batteries not included.... Lost contact with the mothership... Intellectually deprived... Playing Scrabble with all "k" s... Has bubbles in the think tank... Someone left the car running in the driveway and the lights on in the house and took the bus to the pet store to replace the hamster that died even though the wheel is still spinning...
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