WhatEVAH!!!!

I met a woman the other day who had just gotten her kitchen done over. She was going on and on about how each individual tile cost twenty bucks, the new stove cost five thousand, the new this cost whatever, the new that cost blah, blah blah... And the whole project set them back a gojillion dollars... and fifty-two cents! (Yes, she actually mentioned the fifty two cents...)
But come to find out that the woman doesn't cook... No one in the family does. They do take out and microwave food all the time (which explains WHY they are all a family of fat cows...) They got a brand new kitchen of gourmet restaurant caliber and no one cooks... "Why?" you may ask... So did I...
It turns out that the woman didn't like the color scheme of the kitchen when they had it redone three years prior...
I should have just kept to myself. Sometimes it doesn't pay to start talking to people... Doesn't mean I'll stop trying...