When "Nice" Doesn't work....

I tried not to be such an abrasive, foul mouthed, bitch, but it was like, the worst five fucking seconds of my fucking life! In all seriousness though, I do my best to try, these days, to be nicer, more polite, when having to deal with shit heads, douche wads, assholes and cock suckers. It doesn't always work.

There are times when diplomacy seriously doesn't work with these people simply because it's not a language that they understand or even speak. It's part of what makes them shit heads, douche wads, assholes and cock suckers. No matter though. I know how to play their game and I am quite fluent in their language too.

It's not that I revel in having to act like a gigantic fucking bitch, but sometimes it's necessary, whether it's to get a point across firmly, to be heard or to let someone know that you fucking mean business and you won't be taking any of their fucking shit. You can't necessarily just take a firm hand and hope that it works. Sometimes, to get the point across, it has to be that non-literal solid elbow to the nose, followed by a knee to the sciatic nerve and hard shove into oncoming traffic. There's no diplomacy in that, but it has to be swift, to the point and understood by those who don't get, speak or understand reason and logic. The verbal six pack of WHOOP ASS.

Think about how one deals with a bully or group of bullies. Generally, they are a bunch of spineless sissies who have poor self esteem and are suffering from more neuroses and complexes than your average Jewish mother. Now, if you were to take down the bigger or biggest of the mother fuckers, generally the rest scatter and they'll leave you alone. If they DON'T scatter, you hold your ground and bring it right the fuck over the top. Take down the next biggest mother fucker. Diplomacy went right the fuck out the window when you landed your shot in the first one's nose. Why the fuck stop there?

It's the same thing in life. Right is right, wrong is wrong. Most of the time, the asshole you're dealing with knows the difference, but is just trying to convince you that it is otherwise to feel better about what they're doing, somehow justifying their actions. Maybe it's just because they think you're an idiot. Maybe it's because they're just a bigger asshole than you thought. Maybe it's all of that. "Nice" isn't going to work. They've already reasoned it out in their heads, made excuses for their behavior and anything less than a hardcore jolt back into reality is going to be useless. And if that doesn't work, you can always call a lawyer. I call and talk to mine every day. I guess it helps that he's also my best friend....