There are the people who are all, "Yuck! Gross! Oh my God! That's disgusting!" Really? Get over it. Everybody farts, everybody burps, everybody pees and poops... Seriously. Just get over it.
I refuse to hear that there may be people out there, whether it was in the presence of many or alone, who haven't had one of those life altering above mentioned bodily functions at least once. The turd that wrapped around the bowl three times or the piss that lasted, like, four minutes or the burp that shook the walls so bad that the pictures fell down or that one fart that was so bad that it lasted 47 seconds, changed pitch three times, peeled the paint off the walls, made your eyes water, burned the hair out of your nose, made the dog move out and caused you to not want to be your own friend any more, then thought "Damn! That was AWESOME!"
Yeah... You know you have... It's okay. I know.
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