Oh...No...You... DIDN'T!

There are just certain things in life that can piss anybody off enough to= "Oh...No...You... DIDN'T!"

Here are a few examples... (Seriously, try and tell me I'm wrong...)

• Somebody on the street or anywhere was kicking a dog...

• You worked on something on your laptop and you knew you should've saved as you went along but you didn't and something happens and POOF! it's gone...
• You saw someone do something SO fucking stupid, you questioned whether there were people somewhere that were wondering where there village idiot was... 
• Someone says to you, "You know what? I may have been wrong, but it's your fault!"
• Someone says (to a woman in particular...) "You're a CUNT!"
• You waited for someone to pull out of a spot in a crowded parking lot and as they left their space, someone else quickly pulls into the spot you were waiting for...
• Someone smiles at you while they're insulting you, trying to make it seem like they're giving you constructive criticism. This one is true especially if it's coming from a fat, stupid, cow who thinks she knows everything. I mean FAT.
• You took the dog for a walk for thirty minutes and the second he walks through the door, he takes a dump on the carpet.
• You said "no" about something to the kids and you turn around to walk out of the room, but turn back to say something else and the kids are doing what you JUST told them not to and when asked, "What do you think you're doing?!" they respond with something you may not want to hear.

Certainly, there are more, but these were right there and I needed to vent... Grr...