Shitty Drivers...

We've all sat behind them in traffic, had them behind us, had them crash into us, had them piss us off in one form or another while driving along on the roads at some point in time... And should any precipitation be falling? GAAAAAAAH!!!!!

 I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE STUPID LEXUS SUV DRIVING MORONS WHO THINK THEIR SHIT DON'T STINK. I'M TIRED OF THE IDIOTS WHO CAN'T WALK AND CHEW GUM AT THE SAME TIME BUT THINK THEY CAN DRIVE AND YAP AWAY ON THEIR CELLPHONES. I HATE, I HATE, I HATE, PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE, BUT THROW THEM BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR AND YOU WISH YOU HAD THROWN THEM UNDER THE WHEEL INSTEAD. I HATE PEOPLE WITH THE SUPER SPORTS CARS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEM. I HATE THE RETARDS WHO DRIVE SLOW IN THE HAMMER LANE. I CAN'T STAND THE JACKASSES THAT SLOW WAAAAAAAAY THE FUCK DOWN BECAUSE "THE LANE NARROWS". (THE LANE DOESN'T ACTUALLY NARROW PEOPLE, IT'S AN OPTICAL ILLUSION!) I HATE THOSE STUPID BITCHES WHO ARE DOING THEIR HAIR, THEIR MAKEUP AND TALKING ON THE CELLPHONE WHILE DRIVING AROUND. I HATE DRUNK DRIVERS. I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THEM. I DESPISE THE ASSHOLES THAT SPEED BY POLICE CRUISERS OR AMBULANCES OR FIRE TRUCKS AT A GAJILLION MILES AN HOUR WHEN THESE PEOPLE ARE SOMETIMES RISKING THEIR LIVES TO DO THEIR JOBS. MOVE INTO ANOTHER LANE AND/ OR SLOW THE FUCK DOWN SHITHEADS! AND SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THAT OLD GUY THAT HIS LEFT BLINKER HAS BEEN ON SINCE LIKE NINETEEN OT ELEVENTY-SEVEN! STAY THE FUCK OFF THE ROADS IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE AND IF YOU INSIST, THERE SHOULD BE AN "ASSHOLE DRIVER" LANE. BE IN IT AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! CAN I GET AN "AMEN"!