Sometimes Lucky gets these itchie spots on his back that sneak up on him out of NOWHERE. You would think the way they pop up, someone poked him with a hot needle and made him jump up about two feet. It's cute! It's almost like what a dog looks like when they scare themselves out of a sound sleep when they fart.
So, we were walking along, when BAM! He got hit with an itchie spot from hell. It's usually right up and down the spine, a little to the left or right or one of the shoulder blades, depending... This one was particularly bad... The little itchie bit moved around a lot. I had to chase the itchie spot all over poor Lucky's back. My poor Puppy Guts looked like he just wanted to crawl out of his skin.
When I finally GOT the itchie and vanquished it with my mighty scratching powers of doom, the look on Lucky's face (You know... The initial "Oh, YEAH!", then the slack jawed, eyes rolling back in the sockets...), with the sounds he was making (OH MY GOD! OH, Oh, oh , oh, OH! YEAH! YESSSSSS! Yeh heh heh heh hessssssss! OH! WOO HOO!!!! Don't stop yet... Don't stop yet... Keep going! Keep going! Wait... Left... No, back a little more...Please! Yes... OH! BABY!) Then the goofy, post orgasmic grin...
My Honey Bunny Puppy Guts is just so gosh darn adorable and such a goof. It's awesome.
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