The "Face Palm".....

We've all seen the face palm in action. We've all used the face palm.... Listed are the applications to the different degrees of face palm!

The single face palm: Used in a situation... Oh,I don't know... Say that someone (NOT ME) was driving around, minding their own fucking business, going about their day. Said person comes to a red light and stops. Seems like the right thing to do, no? The idiot behind said person doesn't because said idiot wasn't paying attention. WHAM! Right into the back of the fuckin' car... Oh...No... You... DIDN'T! Shit! Idiot gets out of the car in a huff, screaming and yelling and cursing away because his car is damaged and he lost the important call he was on... Excuse me?

The double face palm: This can be applied when aforementioned idiot goes over to the car he hit and starts to yell at the driver of said car, who was guilty of stopping at a red light.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing? Fuckin' asshole! Don't you know how to drive? What the fuck is the matter with you??!??"
At this point, other cars are starting to stop and park. Some out of morbid curiosity because it looks as if a large quantity of shit is about to hit a high powered fan or because the occupant of the other car was a woman and the idiot was a rather large man...

The triple face palm: This one is one that is used when things are about to hit critical mass. Let's say like when idiot orders the woman of the car... (Now, police were already summoned and on their way...) She would not comply. He started punching the car and slamming his fists onto the hood of the car and rocking the car demanding that the woman get out. At this point the occupants of the other cars that had parked are getting out of their vehicles... But before too long, police are on scene (Aww! Shucky DARN!!! There were some that wanted to lay down the vigilante justice... Ehem...)and idiot takes a break from further damaging woman's car. The woman, relieved to see the police gets out of her car thinking idiot wouldn't do anything now because the police were there... Right? (This gets better... Trust me...)

The MISSION FAILED face palm: Exactly what it says... Mission: Failed. Idiot grabs woman by the arm as she tries to make her way over to the police officers and get the fuck away from idiot. Idiot yanks her over to him and <SLAP!>,  woman got a face full of backhand, in front of about a dozen witnesses AND four officers.  Only after striking the woman did idiot think, "That might have been a bad idea..." but not before he was tackled to the ground by four police officers... Onto pavement... Face first... <Sharp intake of breath!>, Oooh! Woman added insult to injury by performing the "Brooklyn Shuffle"... On his head... Which conveniently, nobody saw... Go figure!
And how was your day?