The many uses of duct tape...

There are so many uses for duct tape, it's not even funny. Duct tape fixes most everything... The military uses it, NASA uses it, NASCAR uses it (hence the name "200 mile an hour tape"), mechanics, engineers, electricians, plumbers, everyday Joe, you, me... Everybody uses duct tape...
Think about the many applications for duct tape! You can use it to fix household items inside and out, automotive, appliances, the hole in the wall created by an active 5 year old... There's amusment with duct tape too... Have you ever taken a small piece and put it on the bottom of a cat's paw?
Don't have a prom dress or tux? Duct tape can fix that too. There are websites dedicated to "Duct Tape Fashions"... I'm not kidding... You can make wallets, shoes, belts, ties, shirts, pants, jackets, dresses, swim wear, underpants... And with the many colors and patterns that duct tape comes in now... Hours of endless fun!
What other anything in the world can you say does what duct tape does... Really. And remember: Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.