Fornication!

There's so many ways to say it... Getting the obvious ones like having sex, fucking, humping, boning, boinking, shpoinking, screwing, doing the do and making love aside, there are some pretty clever euphemisms for pulling the meat bus into tuna town... Let's explore them, shall we?
Shtooping, boffing, bumping uglies, hiding the salami, the beast with two backs, fun time with Mr. Meat Puppet, porpoise jumps through the hoop, riding the bologna pony, poking  fur, batter dipping the corn dog, wetting the wick, feeding the beaver, giving the hot beef injection, harnessing the underwear unicorn, taking the love luge on the inbound loin line, doing the hokey pokey, burying the one eyed worm, filling the cream doughnut, pulling the Pontiac into the garage of love, checking the oil... There's so many! See how many you can come up with!