Um.... Thanks dad?

I don't normally think my dad's "words of advice" are sound (the guy who once blew the door off the microwave trying to boil an egg in a glass of water after he told me, "I GOT THIS!"), but one thing he said is true, "NEVER trust a fart after a night of eating bowls of spicy vegetable/ beef curry stew...." The old guy hasn't come out of the bathroom since. 


On the plus side, it's rather quiet in the house today!