When out in public with your kids, there comes a time when a disciplinary situation arises. What do you do? I mean the first reaction is to try and whither and melt into the closest wall because your child is throwing a tantrum of biblical proportions and everyone is looking at you. The next feeling is of complete rage and wanting to tell your kid to shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down. Is it worth the time, effort and energy? No.
There is something to be said about "the look". You know the one. The one that instills fear and dread. The one that says, "You just WAIT until we get home....... Mwa ha ha ha ha!" After "the look" if you move in real close and do the hissy evil whisper thing and say things like, "You're NEVER going to see your <gaming device or system> again if you keep this up...." or something of the like and really mean it. I mean OWN THAT SHIT. The look on their little faces is PRICELESS!!!!!
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