In being out and about, despite the fact that I didn't want to be, trying to get the holiday shit done, I got man handled... Not just a little. I'm so glad that I didn't have any of my kids with me.
Now, I really don't get WHY some men find it necessary to grope a woman they find even remotely attractive. YUCK! Unsolicited touching by a yucky person! Eeeyew! It's kind of like a physical (instead of verbal) manifestation of Tourette's...
So, waiting in line at the check out with various holiday presents and crap, I had a guy grab my ass and give it a squeeze. My first reaction was to swing around and swat his hand away, with a heavily ringed hand. I made sure I was NOT nice about it by whipping and flicking my hand making DAMN SURE that the ring hit him. I must have caught him pretty good because he flinched away pretty quickly and gave me the startled "Ouch!" look. I scowled at him and told him to keep his hands to him-fuckin'-self or I would cut them off at the wrists and shove them up his ass. It didn't go over too well, but I didn't really care.
I went back to waiting in the line and he proceeded to rub himself on me... So I turned around, stomped on his foot with my big ol' boot. I brought the heel right down on the top of his foot where it meets the ankle and then my knee "accidentally" met his testicles. Oops...
A store employee came over to ask what the problem was soon afterward because I guess the guy was experiencing a bit of discomfort... At least that's what I gathered from the verbally descriptive explanation of the unpleasant sensations in his pelvic region. Oh, and that I was a bitch.
I explained to the female employee what had taken place. She quickly took me over to a closed counter, opened it up, rang me up and had me out of the store with a smile. The gentleman was quickly escorted out of the store with nothing. She asked if I wanted an escort to the car to make sure that the guy wasn't going to follow me. I smiled and declined.
Oh well. Maybe next time...
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