It was one of those uncontrollable, whole body, everything hurts, muscle aches and pains for the next four days kind of sneezes... It wouldn't have been so bad if it was just the sneeze.
It happened in the kitchen. I sneezed so fuckin' hard, I banged my forehead/face on the kitchen counter, reeled over backwards from the stun of the impact, slammed into the refrigerator with the back of my head and damn near knocked myself unconscious. I guess it'll be funny after I heal up. Until then... Not so much. You're snickering. I know it. I'm glad that YOU find amusement in my pain and the fact that I am THAT much of a spaz... <Sigh!> I need to go find my ice pack. Go fuck yourself ;)
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