Facebook....

Facebook is like a psycho girlfriend because:
1.) You want to break up with the bitch because of her mood swings and constant changing personality,
2.) You met a lot of cool people that you don't want to lose as friends because of the break up,
3.) You're constantly being told how to think and the constant predictions as to "what you want to know" is driving you nuts,
4.) You fear for your security and have to check to make sure that all your shit is still safe all the time,
5.) the relationship provides a lot of amusement, but the hassles are just as big,  
6.) you wish it was like when you first met and it didn't change.
 7.) You stick around and hope it goes back to the way it was, knowing full damn well it won't,
8.) You pray it won't get worse, knowing full damn well it will,
9.) You get the promises that it'll get better and it doesn't, 
10.) You're looking around and everything else seems a helluva lot better. 
11.) But you stay because you are afraid that : a.) it might get better, b.) you might miss out on something. 
...And besides, it's hard to quit her.... :s It's all love/ hate.