I am a man with a vagina.....

A real woman always keeps her house clean and organized; the laundry basket is always empty. She's always well dressed, hair done, behaves gracefully in all situations and all circumstances. She never swears. She has more than enough patience to take care of her family, always has a smile on her lips, and a kind word for everyone. 

Post this as your status if you, too, have just realized that you might be a man...

Well, I guess that just makes me a man who has a vagina then......