A couple are doing yard work on opposite sides of the yard. Other people had the same idea and the sounds of leaf blowers and mowers hung heavy in the air. The husband was looking for the rake and couldn't find it. He yells over to his wife, 'Where's the rake?'
She can't hear: She replies by shaking her head.
So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.
She replies by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch.
Turned on, he gave his wife a wink thinking she was getting frisky, but she rolled her eyes and repeated her gestures by pointing to her eye, points to her left breast, grabs her ass, then points to her crotch.
He jogged over closer to where she was so that he could ask her what in the hell she was trying to convey and says, 'What?'
She says, 'I (pointing to her eye) left tit (pointing to her left breast) behind (grabbing her ass) the bush (and points to her crotch).'
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