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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Her Napoleon complex....

Legit: These are really MY kids. My eldest son and my
daughter. And yes, That is  a real ball peen hammer she
is hiding behind her back.
It seems my daughter is becoming more the brute than the princess.... I've always said that because she has three older brothers, she was either going to be a girl-y, girl-y princess poofy pants or an absolute terror... It would seem that she has opted for the latter with a twist.

She will cry while beating her brothers and scream "Stop hitting me!".

She will wear pink ALL THE TIME and make it known that she will f*ck your sh*t up if she does not get what she wants, when she wants it, which is now.

She will grab the toy, whatever toy, that her brothers have because THAT is the one she needs to play with. If it is not relinquished, she will beat the crap out of the person holding the toy "captive" with a fairy princess wand while screaming, "It's MINE!!!". Once the toy IS relinquished, it is no longer amusing and she has her sights on something else that her brothers are playing with.

Just because she decides that she wants to wear a dress, it doe not mean she won't  f*ck your sh*t up.

She is the only "baby" on the face of the planet. She will acknowledge that there may be others, but she is the "Pwetty, pwetty pwincess" and you will tell her so.
If her brothers had to suffer her brutality, it was not enough if they were lively enough to tell on her. She will not make that mistake again...

Cute is her greatest weapon. She will exploit it while smacking her brothers with her fairy princess wand (her weapon of choice).

Yeah, I know. For the most part, she and her brothers get along just fine and they play very well together. Her tyrannical nature comes out when she is tired or just plain cranky. Although the behavior parts are curbed, I will never try and crush that spirit. I'd love to see her grow up to be a woman who isn't gonna take shit from anybody...

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