I once met a woman who wouldn't shake hands. I mean, she WOULDN'T. I was introduced to her and I went to shake her hand and she looked at me like I was crazy, then looked down at the hand I was offering like it was covered in dog shit and looked back up at me and said, "I... Don't shake hands..."
I had the overwhelming urge to hug her and tell her, "There! Now you have cooties too!" just to be able to see her lose her ever loving mind. I really think it would have been funny and definitely entertaining... But, it was a social event at a friend's house and I had to be on my best behavior, so I didn't, but I really REALLY wanted to...
I know, I know... Quirk... I think this one was #317....
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