Yucky feelz.......

Ominous = Hearing that distinct gurgle in the pit your stomach, somewhere in the lower intestines (you know, it almost sounds like your digestive tract gasping out a death rattle...), accompanied by an uncomfortable and unpleasant sensation, (imagine having your guts squeezed out of your ass, like a tube of toothpaste, except that the "cap is still on"...... )

PERHAPS I did "misread" the expiration date on that cheese, and perhaps "the funny taste" WAS an good indication for me to have stopped eating it..... Well.... Lets' just say, "Thank goodness for multiple bathrooms, baby wipes, and air freshener....."  That was one HELLUVAN interesting night.

The moral of this story is: There is a reason why some things have an expiration date. Heed them. And that funny taste becomes NOT funny after a couple of hours, praying for an end to the hell you are enduring, wondering what in the fuck possessed you to eat the questionable cheese....... Just sayin'......