My mom.....

Just to give you yet another glimpse into the day in the life.... I mean, what would life be like without one of my parents harassing me one way or another...... I present an actual conversation that has taken place between my mother and myself:

My mom: Your socks don't match!
Me: What are you talking about?
My mom: LOOK AT THEM! 
Me: Yeah..... So?
My mom: One's green and pink, the other is white with pink polka dots! They don't match!
Me: Mom.... I have A SOCK on EACH FOOT. THAT means they match.
My mom: ....... I am wholly convinced that we would have been better off if we had left you under the rock where we found you...
Me: Thanks mom.