Erotic is using a feather on your lover, kinky is using the whole chicken..... Erotic is wearing a french tickler, kinky is wearing french toast.... Erotic is "role playing" as a king and his servant, kinky is "role playing" as a duck and a panda... Erotic is genital massage, kinky is whacking each other in the taint with a blackjack... Erotic is using whipped cream, kinky is using hummus... Erotic is using his and her lube, kinky is using 10W-30... Erotic is leaving the lights on, kinky is leaving the webcam on... Erotic is wearing lingerie, kinky is wearing barbed wire and Spam... Erotic is saying, "Please touch me there again...", kinky is saying, "I want you to shove that cheese grater up my ass!"... Erotic is saying to your lover, "You're an animal!", kinky is saying that to an actual goat named Alonzo.... Erotic is light bondage, kinky is a hose for breathing and vacuum sealing your partner to the bed.......
Hey..... Whatever floats your boat.........
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