Me: I think these skateboards I got the boys for X'mas were designed by a professional skater. The way they're built and crafted, you can tell someone really enjoys what they do.
Puppy Guts: Shit! How do I get a job being a "professional", doing something I enjoy?
Me: Well.... Like what?
Puppy Guts: Sitting around, jerking off, while drunk.......
Me: So, get elected to congress.....
Puppy Guts: I hereby announce my candidacy for office!
It's strange to think, but I think he would really have a chance at winning..... GAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! And yet, a scary thought......
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