Coffee!

The average American drinks about 2-5 cups of this stuff a day. I probably consume a lot more than I should, which probably explains why I am the way I am..... Wait. It wouldn't explain my childhood, pre-the discovery of coffee.... Whatever.

I mean, is there anything better first thing in the morning than that first scalding sip of black delicious liquid yumminess, with all of its promises of caffeinated goodness? I don't think so. We should all be thankful for whoever discovered that roasting coffee beans and then grinding them up and putting them into boiling water in order to create some miraculous infusion of hot energizing awesome. Seriously. Coffee, because coffee, coffee coffee coffee, coffee. Coffee.