Bugs.....

It is no secret that my Puppy Guts does not like bugs. Spiders in particular. Anything with more eyes than him or more legs than the dog. Forget it. It is a creation of the devil himself and therefor, must be destroyed. He's never nice about it either. He doesn't just squish it. He LIQUIFIES it. And a good portion of the time, he will leave the bug stain right where it is, "to serve as a warning to all of his other bug friends".

But then, there are times when he misses, and the bug's buggy senses start to tingle and it turns to face Puppy Guts. Stare down of EPIC proportions..... Then it flies towards him. Puppy Guts' screams are pretty deafening. Some of it is pretty nonsensical, but the word you CAN make out usually sounds a lot like: KILLITKILLITKILLIT!KILLITWITHFIRE!BURNDOWNTHEHOUSE!THAT'SIT!PACKUP!!!WEAREMOVING!KILLITKILLITKILLIT!KILLITALOT!

It is usually followed up with tears and curling up in a fetal position and thumb sucking and takes about a solid half hour (after I vanquish said "spawn of satan") of reassurance that the bad bug won't be able to touch him.

This process is MUCH WORSE when it's a spider.