Dear Santa.....

This may have been a letter written by me when I was, like, five. Back before my "BAH HUMBUG!" feelings about the holidays began. It's not to say I was a terrible child, although my parents thought I was and reminded me every day of how disappointed they were in me and how I embarrassed them to no end quite often....

These days, my letters to Santa read more like, "Dear Santa. FUCK YOU! I'll buy my own shit, Thanks, ya judgmental fat bastard!"

:sigh: Whatever.