Calm down with the Christmas shit, okay?

Dear "all the store that I go to because of necessity",
Can we PLEASE at least get through Halloween before you start bombarding us with all the Christmas shit? Really? Please stop ruining my Halloween with all the tinsel and Christmas crap.

Thank you. And by "thank you" I really mean, "GO FUCK YOURSELVES!"

Bah HUMBUG, assholes! Seriously. Calm the fuck down. It's only October.

Love, Mia