True story....

My vocabulary is pretty extensive and rather impressive, although most of the times, I just end up saying "fuck" a lot. I try to curb the language as much as I can, but sometimes, it just doesn't work out.  Like the toe stubbing thing.

Ah, yes. The toe stubbing thing. The times when the words spew forth, in an order that surprises even me, sometimes. A nonsensical stringing together of every cuss word I know, in multiple languages, and a pretty descriptive and graphic, detailed account of what I want to do to an offending piece of furniture that jumped in my way on purpose, so that it could watch me injure my toe. Fucking bastard!