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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Emus are assholes.....

Price of admission to a petting zoo for you and your children: $20

Price of a gojillion small paper cups filled with cracked corn to feed to the animals at said petting zoo for your children: $50

Hearing your five year old call an emu an "ASSHOLE!" because it took her cup of the cracked corn she was trying to feed it: PRICELESS!

For some things, there are no words. For everything else, there's swearing. :s

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