Short....

I've never been "the tall one" anywhere, EVER. I've always been diminutive in stature. It never really stopped me from doing shit though. Maybe it's a short person complex or whatever, but I didn't let my height/ size, or lack thereof, stop me from doing whatever the "bigger kids" were doing. Sometimes, I did great. Sometimes, I did okay. Sometimes, I failed because I couldn't keep up, I got the shit stomped out of me, I wasn't big and or tall enough. But I ALWAYS got kudos for tryin'.

In short: The world couldn't handle a "full sized version" of me with the proportionate amount of awesome. That'd just be WAY TOO MUCH awesome concentrated into one single area and the world would probably implode.