Karaoke....

I don't do karaoke any more. Firstly, because I can't sing to save my life and it's tough watching the people having to listen to the screeching noises coming out of my mouth writhe around on the floor, holding their ears and dying a slow and painful death. Those with a certain masochistic streak stand around and listen to me and will often find me quite amusing because I'm singing all the words wrong.... It's because I really don't know the song and I can't read the screen thing and sing at the same time.... I can't do it. But when the chorus part that I DO know rolls around??!?? I'm am a super rock star!