Go ask your mom.....

It's not to say that dads can't take care of things when it comes to the kids, but they're just dads. Compared to mom, they're fucking idiots. There are dads who do try and make cute attempts. Others' attempts are pathetic and worthy of sheer contempt. But seriously..... There's no one quite like the mom, the wielder of the power, the answerer of questions, the iron fist, the finder of things lost, the mighty vanquisher of nightmares.... Well, you get the idea. I mean, it is in normal households.

Then you get those women who should have been sterilized at birth. The nutbags who kill their own babies or abuse them or send them out to satisfy the sexual needs of pedophiles. Why do we let these people live? I mean, "MOM" is the very title that should instill great love, and has a true power that is unmatched by any other. Mom has all the answers. Mom knows what the hell is going on. It's mom. Well, maybe not mine. I'm still trying to sell mine. I'll even throw my dad in for free! Come on! Any takers?