Could it be???

Alright... So May 1st.... I would have commented earlier, but seriously, I wanted the dust to settle a little first. People scrambling to figure out if Usama bin Laden (seriously... Is it O sama or is it Usama.... I suppose it really doesn't matter. His name could be Frank... I guess it doesn't change the fact that he was or is a shitty excuse for a human being....) was really killed, is he really dead... Again.... I mean, did the guy die in 2001, 2007 or 2011... Or are we going to hear that he's dead again a couple more years from now. Was it just a big thing to boost ratings for Obama's flailing presidential re-election thing? As a side note... What did that useless tit of a POTUS really do? Nothing. It's not as if HE was the one who found the towel headed menace, and it's not like the useless tit pulled the trigger or do ANYTHING.... Why give him the credit for any of this? Just sayin'.... "Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!" ( as stolen from somewhere... I think it was FB) That is, if the bastard is really dead... Was it that he was already dead and "they" had bin Laden's body on ice until an opportune moment? Hell, he may still be alive somewhere, chillin' out and laughing... Again.... 
Now, IF the fucker is dead, I would like to think that it was up close and personal and the bullet that killed him was made in the USA by naked American women who were drinking and smoking as they loaded those bullets, passed them over to the next area where those bullets were licked by gay goats who were being anally raped by gay camels and finally, soaked in pig's blood and wrapped in bacon for shipping. That one of our troops was right there and got to see the look of shock and fear before seeing the light flicker out. 
It's been such a weird time... You've got Americans who are celebrating out in the streets and partying because the guys is dead. You've got Americans (although in this instance I use the term loosely...) who are disgusted by those partying in the streets because we "shouldn't be celebrating the death of a man"... (I say to them, shut the fuck up ) ...You have people "Hurray!" -ing Obama, when truth be told, well... What did he do? Nothing really.... (He just finished what Bush started and will probably take all the credit and pat himself on the back... But whatever... The guy is an Islamic, socialist, foreigner... That's a whole different post... Seriously... So, moving on...) ...Then you have those who aren't quite convinced that bin Laden is really dead at all... I mean, it seems so convenient that "they" did a DNA sample, but tossed the body into the sea.  I would have liked to seen the mutilation of the corpse and perhaps his head stabbed on a stick and displayed for the world to see... But no. According to muslim whatever, the dead need to be given a proper burial within 24 hours... Yeah... THAT piece of shit needed to be given that level of respect? I don't fuckin' think so.... But you know, whatever. Apparently, he deserved it... Pfft!
Now let's get into the whole Pakistan... Did they know he was there? Did they not know? What's the deal on that... <sigh...> I guess we as Americans will never come to know the truth... Ever. We just have to accept the shit we get spoon fed as we all go slipping further down the rabbit hole...