No hats. Burkhas and those beanies that jewish men wear and stuff like that is okay, but my son isn't allowed to wear a baseball cap. EVER! In fact, they shouldn't even have them. It might signify that they are a part of some gang culture and the administration doesn't like promoting that in the schools. Um.... Well, I have to say, I thought this was a fucking joke at first, but apparently, it's not. The hats might cause the children to want the gangstah life and carry gats and crap and stuff like that. It wouldn't be because some parents are fucking morons and let their kids run free or are wannabe gangstahs themselves or whatever. It's the fucking hats. Beware the mother fucking hats, god dammit! It'll turn your kids into gangsters or hoodlums. If they have hats and wear them, it might already be too fucking late! They're probably already gangsters. Yup.... Beware of those fucking hats. They'll suck the goodness out of your children.... Fucking hats!
No water bottles or open containers of anything are allowed on school grounds. Apparently, kids were found with liquor in soda bottles, soda cans, water bottles and those styrofoam coffee cups and getting trashed in school.... I can't even begin to tell you how disturbing I find that.... I guess it's not a stupid rule, but instead of trying to come up with a method of prevention, like showing kids actual pictures of what happens to drunk drivers, or what cirrhosis of the liver looks like for real, or any kind of actual blood, guts, gore, and REALITY, it's just better to say, "We ban it all together so that IF something should happen, our asses are covered!" These people have our children for about 7 or 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday, but their main concern isn't about the children. It's about covering their own asses. Not about actually teaching the children about the realities of life.... Let's put a ban on something and make it MORE alluring to the kids. Fuck all what the consequences of that is. Their asses are covered. Make no mistake about that. A sobering thought that brings me no comfort whatsoever.
There is a dress code... Okay. Understandable..... But get this:
Boys HAVE to wear shorts that come down to their knees..... (It says NOTHING of them NOT being allowed to let their jeans hang down to them.)
Students wearing T-shirts with pictures or captions that are deemed "offensive" by staff (at their discretion) will be asked to leave the class and report to the "time out" room. Apparently, a T-shirt with Cartman saying "Respect mah authorit-I" is acceptable to all but ONE teacher in the school.... She found that offensive.... ( I make sure now, that when having to storm the school, I wear a shirt that has at least one FUCK word on it.... I'd like to see them try to send me to the time out room....)
Girls wearing anything that reveals their navel will be asked to cover up (although it says nothing of the low cut shirts and the cleavage they reveal...). Skirts must come down to above the knees (except on Halloween and school socials and winter and/ or spring concert. Then it's okay...)
NO team colors or team logos. (Because we shouldn't encourage sportsmanship and being part of a team...) Hurray for a dress code! Fucking retards.....
Fighting is not and will not be tolerated. Nor will bullying... No tolerance at all for any of that kind of shit.... Oh, but don't hold the school responsible for it should it occur, paperwork will be filled out about it, but nothing will actually be done about it. REGARDLESS of how it happened or who did what or what happened, no sides will be heard, everyone will be punished so that the school won't have to deal with it and more paperwork will be filled out and a report will be written. If it should happen again, the school will hide behind it's paperwork and point out how complete and well written their reports are. Students are NOT allowed to defend themselves ever, and should report any bullying type activity to a teacher, who will promptly tell the student that it didn't happen and to get over it. More paperwork will be filled out and more reports will be written.
ANY violation of the (fucktarded) policies will result in hemming and hawing by the school, vaguely threatening phone calls home about the possible (illegal) suspending of the child, and even more paperwork that will be filled out by administration followed up by yet another report written about said incident. Ooh..... A report.
It's all pretty full of awesome. None of these rules really do anything to protect the children from anything. It's really all a matter of lip service to cover the school's collective ass because at the end of the day, there certainly are never any results when something DOES "get done about it". Nothing gets done about it. Ooh.... Except for some complete, really well written, grammatically correct, properly punctuated reports. There will be a lot of those. We can't forget THOSE. :eye roll:
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