No bacons..... :(

I don't understand HOW someone can mistake MY food for THEIR food.... I buy the bacon. I cook up bacon. I put it in the fridge. It's packaged up all nice-y nice, labeled and hidden away, but no. SOME PEOPLE think that they are well within their rights to nom on my bacon even though it says on the label, "MIA'S BACON!!!! DON'T MOTHER FUCKING TOUCH MY BACON. Thank you."

:sigh: I have a sad now because I has no bacons.... This sucks ass.