Happy New Year!

The year of the dragon is upon us. I have no idea what the fuck that means or what's in store for us in the coming year, but it's the year of the dragon. Happy new year.
So..... the horoscope for the new year? Planets are doing stuff and so are the stars, so it'll be a good year to do stuff but be prepared in case bad stuff happens. Things are going on and it may or may not affect you. Stuff is occurring in the lives of the people in your life too. Stuff and things are always going on. Oh and this horoscope will apply next year and the next year after that until forever. Press one for English, have a nice day...