Technicolor Lawn!

Otis isn't exactly the brightest dog on the face of the planet. As a matter of fact, I will claim the opposite. As yet another shining example of his non-brilliance, his favorite things to eat are poop and crayons. He has more access to crayons as the kids like to leave them lying around all over the house. It leads to a very interesting result...
There really isn't a particular "place" he goes outside. Things just kinda.... fall out or leak. And because of the fact that he's Otis, he poops about 45 times a day. It's become a joke around here. "OMG! CALL CNN! OTIS IS POOPING!!!!!!!"
We have the most colorful lawn in the neighborhood, with its bright and happy chewed up crayon pieces mixed in poop...
Yeah.... Otis. That's my dog.