The Definition of a MAN......

Now that we went over what a woman should be, it's only fair that I go through what a man should be. It stands to reason that I would, right?

When I think about what the definition of a MAN is, I think of a happy, loyal dog. It's not like what it sounds like here... I promise. Think about the very best and loyal dog though. Stands by you through thick and thin, shows unconditional love with the likes of no other, realizes your worth and shows you how much you mean to them no matter what you do, no matter how you feel, no matter what. He would never judge you, belittle you and will support you regardless of what your doing. He will lay down his life for you, fight for and protect you, love you at your worst and take pride that you are his. He always wants to be by your side and be near you and is happiest when you are around. You are made to feel as if he is only whole when you are there.

A man is also someone who will take care of what's "his". He will bend over backwards and do whatever it takes to make sure that what needs to get done gets done. He doesn't make excuses for why something isn't done either, because it's done, done right, and done well. A man doesn't blame his mate for everything that goes wrong and will take responsibility for the things he's done wrong, not when the shit hits the fan, but when he realizes that he was wrong. A man knows how to apologize too. Not, "I'm sorry, but YOU..." and go on about everything that you've ever done wrong. A man simply will not allow someone else to take care of what's his, unlike some individuals I know who are nothing more than shallow, useless, worthless, vindictive douchewads. But that gets into a whole different kind of post.

A man will love you at your worst, hold you when you're weakest, and will be proud to be by your side regardless of anything. A man will do "man stuff" and fix shit and beat the shit out of something and drive cars and shoot guns and other guy shit like that, but also be able to cook and clean and run a proper tubby time. Strong, but sensitive. Rugged and tough, but gentle and loving. Not some irresponsible, sad sack, unreliable, pansy ass excuse for a man with entitlement and superiority complexes.

......Wow! WAY cool. I just described my Puppy Guts! I have the perfect man. YAY ME!