"Stupid BITCH!"

With all the words available to us in the English language (or other languages, for those of us who are multi-lingual), you would think that people could come up with something a little more original when trying to insult someone. I must get called "stupid bitch" at least ten times or so in a given month. Maybe more given the time of year it is... Whether it was because I accidentally bumped into someone, I got the parking spot before them, I almost allowed myself to get hit by their car, a kneed someone in the groin because they deserved it... Maybe it was a perceived (by them) but unintentional (on my part) slight or maybe it was because they were having a shitty day and needed to unload by verbally taking their aggression out on a stranger or not-so-stranger... Whatever. It's always the same thing. "Stupid bitch!" Really? I mean, I don't see how the mental deficiency of a female dog has anything to do with the situation... Meh... I usually shoot back with the standard, "Pfft! That's the best you can do? And you're calling ME a 'stupid bitch'?..." Seriously. There are so many other things that you can say about someone that would get the job done so much better... With a little bit of creativity, the sky's the limit here.
There's always the pointing out the obvious. Again... Meh. I'm sure that they are quite aware of the fact that they are fat or ugly or short or freakish in some way. Most people are quite sensitive about their shortcomings and will do their best to hide them instead of fix them (that is if they can be fixed at all...). As far as the creativity there? Well, there really isn't.
Confusing the offender is a great tactic, but only if the offender has the remotest bit of intelligence. It gets wasted on the less than intelligent...
Going off on a complete tirade is also pretty fun, but it's time consuming and wastes quite a bit of energy. Meh... I reserve those only for those who truly deserve it AND may be worth the time and effort.
The kindergarten, "You're a poopie head!" tactic and sticking your tongue out done in a very childishly mocking way is also quite amusing in some instances.
The "making the world stop" stare is also a great one. This is the one where you stop everything that you're doing and stare at the offender with a look of pure disdain and disgust. It requires a strong "stare down technique" because no words are used. You have to be able to make a person feel stupid with just a look.
I know that "lazy" is just something that everybody does now. I get it. And there's so little creativity in the world these days... Not too much "new". It's just the same old shit repackaged. We need to get motivated people! Who's with me? .... Hello? Aww! Never mind then! Screw you! Ya stupid bitches!